Highly entertaining. My favorite: “There’s no such thing as a water landing. It’s called crashing into the ocean.” - Pilot, South Carolina

It’s 3 A.M. and no, I’m not talking about the Matchbox Twenty song. Tumblr will be the death of me. I used to think it was Facebook.

heythisisit:

50 Secrets Your Pilot Won’t Tell You

this article is a little wishy washy as it varies from airline to airline or person to person, but overall i got a good laugh out of it and agree with just about everything. worth the full read if you click “read more”. :]

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“We miss the peanuts too.” -US Airways pilot, South Carolina

What You Don’t Want to Know

“I’m constantly under pressure to carry less fuel than I’m comfortable with. Airlines are always looking at the bottom line, and you burn fuel carrying fuel. Sometimes if you carry just enough fuel and you hit thunderstorms or delays, then suddenly you’re running out of gas and you have to go to an alternate airport.” -Captain at a major airline

“Sometimes the airline won’t give us lunch breaks or even time to eat. We have to delay flights just so we can get food.” -First officer on a regional carrier

“We tell passengers what they need to know. We don’t tell them things that are going to scare the pants off them. So you’ll never hear me say, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we just had an engine failure,’ even if that’s true.” -Jim Tilmon, retired American Airlines pilot, Phoenix

“The Department of Transportation has put such an emphasis on on-time performance that we pretty much aren’t allowed to delay a flight anymore, even if there are 20 people on a connecting flight that’s coming in just a little late.” -Commercial pilot, Charlotte, North Carolina

“The truth is, we’re exhausted. Our work rules allow us to be on duty 16 hours without a break. That’s many more hours than a truck driver. And unlike a truck driver, who can pull over at the next rest stop, we can’t pull over at the next cloud.” -Captain at a major airline

What We Want You to Know

“Some FAA rules don’t make sense to us either. Like the fact that when we’re at 39,000 feet

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(Source: rd.com)